...My doppleganger's 'bout to become your new favorite person.
[Guess what Feints are also good for: cleaning a whole room so you don't have to lift a finger. Griffin doesn't even get up, but Griffin #2's already collecting the clothing scraps and hair.
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Like... help clean or something?? Or just leave. What's the protocol with rivals-with-benefits? He fidgets.]
So... now what?
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... I dunno.
I guess I gotta clean up before tonight.
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[Guess what Feints are also good for: cleaning a whole room so you don't have to lift a finger. Griffin doesn't even get up, but Griffin #2's already collecting the clothing scraps and hair.
AVANTE POWERS ARE BULLSHIT]
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[he considers for a minute, before popping up.]
Wait, I got an idea.
You wanted me to teach you, right?
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Yeah?
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Except he goes to the mini library.
And he pulls out a book.
And tosses it to griffin, because he’s an asshole.]
Try reading this first.
[it literally is a book about hand to hand combat]
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[He catches it, but his face sours. IS THIS A FUNNY YOU'RE PULLING? JAY??]
You coulda warned me you were a such a goddamn nerd.