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[mind_blown]

"This is Jason. Leave a message.

Or don't. I don't care."

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[iamverybadass]

There are no rules, but there are expectations. If I agree with people that I am a kid, they will expect me to act a certain way.

[mind_blown]

Kids aren't supposed to do what they're told.

They're obnoxious shits that think they're adults, and they're gonna tell all of us adults to goddamn treat them like it.

Sound about right?

[iamverybadass]

... You are not merely humoring me, are you?

[mind_blown]

Nah.

[and then another exhale, and he shrugs, waving the smoke away from the both of them.]

You've got my attention. But didn't say you'd like all of it.

[iamverybadass]

[ snorts ]

In any case, I don't think I'm an adult. I think I'm a teenager. Who happens to be more capable than most adults here.

[mind_blown]

Like that's hard.

Shit's complicated when you're no longer 8.

[iamverybadass]

I'm thirteen!

[mind_blown]

Like I said...

[iamverybadass]

[ Tosses a chocolate-dipped shortbread cookie at his head ]

[mind_blown]

[he's going to catch it, and then use his other hand to finish off the cigarette, his nerves calmed a little after the nicotine hit.]

[iamverybadass]

You are insufferable.

[mind_blown]

Guess that's why we didn't hang out back home.

[he flicks the cigarette over the edge of the building, and then takes a bite of the shortbread cookie.]

[iamverybadass]

I don't think I "hung out" with anyone but Richard.

[ His cookie!! This is what he gets for being careless with his own treats ]

[mind_blown]

[his cookie now, natch]

Grayson?

[iamverybadass]

Or Nightwing.

[mind_blown]

I guess I could see it.

Too bad, you've got me now.

In all my insufferable glory.

[iamverybadass]

I suppose I have no choice but to put up with you.

[mind_blown]

Always a choice, but with power moves like that, I think I know which one you made.