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sad bird in snow: Do you think you want to marry him, someday?

Jason: ????????

sad bird in snow: I don't know I was just
sad bird in snow: wondering, I guess.
sad bird in snow: It's all right if you do or also if you don't I was just wondering if I
sad bird in snow: I don't even know where I was going with this.

sad bird in snow: Ye gods I wish I could keep my emotions boxed in like I used to sometimes

Jason: u dont hav 2 b threatened by me
Jason: the answer is no

sad bird in snow: I mean I'm not entirely sure that's why I was asking and yes or maybe would have been fine too but
sad bird in snow: well
sad bird in snow: thanks, I think.
sad bird in snow: I keep tripping facefirst into my own anxiety and it's not doing great things for me.

sad bird in snow: sorry.

Jason: you don’t have 2 do any of this.
Jason: I can’t believe im saying this
Jason: u don’t have 2 waste ur breath on the bs
Jason: the politeness w/e
Jason: i will never return it

sad bird in snow: 1. I like you independent of any of the rest of this shit
sad bird in snow: 2. Every time I don't apologize for existing the ghost of my mother appears over my shoulder to castigate me for my insolence at length and I start panicking

Jason: then save it for some1 else

sad bird in snow: Well

[ after a long pause with the typing indicator on, ]

sad bird in snow: actually that just makes me want to be extra-polite to be annoying.
sad bird in snow: sorry!
sad bird in snow: :)

Jason: except now ur bein honest abt it
Jason: I mean
Jason: my feelings r very hurt

sad bird in snow: Oh no! I'm so sorry!
sad bird in snow: What could I possibly do to make it up to you!

Jason: I think ur hosed

Edited 2020-06-25 00:44 (UTC)

sad bird in snow: Listen if you want to see me be hosed you're going to have to wait a while
sad bird in snow: I could drink you under the table any day of the week

Jason: multiple meanings
Jason: but don't get my tolerance confused with nero

sad bird in snow: I can't keep track of all the slang here, no one uses my slang except three people, it's deeply unfair
sad bird in snow: You're going to have to provide translations for your rude boy words
sad bird in snow: But also I could still kick your ass.

Jason: google it
Jason: we've got internet now

sad bird in snow: See, that's another thing people want me to get used to
sad bird in snow: Where I'm from if you don't understand something, gods help you if it's not in a book available to you or if none of the monks knows it
sad bird in snow: "Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position."
sad bird in snow: I don't know if I trust this since the writer spelled "hopelessly" wrong.

Jason: u shld trust them b/c they spelled it wrong
Jason: besides, now ur learning & i expended minimal effort.
Jason: & thwarted ur attempt 2 be rude
Jason: 🤷‍♂️

sad bird in snow: Wow, I'm so sorry.
sad bird in snow: I'll do a better job next time, I promise.

Jason: that a promise u make 2 every1
Jason: or am i special

sad bird in snow: Of course you're special.
sad bird in snow: This kind of sweet talk is just for you.

Jason: cute
Jason: dangerous but cute

sad bird in snow: Who, me?

Jason: right now
Jason: yes

sad bird in snow: Is that an actual compliment?
sad bird in snow: Though I did just do an internet search and I'm not seeing a meaning for dangerous that lines up, so you may need to do the legwork for me there.

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