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[mind_blown]

"This is Jason. Leave a message.

Or don't. I don't care."

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[neigh_sayer]

[grabbing some pillows out of the moat and leading him to crystal couch]

Honestly just say ya got drunk and punched a mirror, no one will bat an eye.

[mind_blown]

I’ll take that under advisement.

Won’t explain the ribs, but it’s a start.

[neigh_sayer]

The mirror had a fist! It's too confusing for them to ask questions!

Sooooo, I see you guys managed to sneak in, and got poofed out whole! So what happened?

[mind_blown]

[he considers.]

Well, we met the Game Tower. Griffin tazed himself over and over, and I smooth talked her into not killing us.

[neigh_sayer]

[a beat]


I'm sorry, the Game Tower is sentient now, or. . .?

[mind_blown]

Yeah.

[among other things he won’t discuss here.]

[neigh_sayer]

[totes fine tho c can't help but prod]

NEATO.

So like, disembodied voice, a presence, squishy parts. . .? Is she hot?

[mind_blown]

Shrink yourself and go find out.

Though, maybe don’t, I’m not promising to smooth talk her out of killing everyone, and there are only so many deals I can make.

[neigh_sayer]

I'll pass, thanks.

But you made a deal, huh? That's more than smooth talking.

[mind_blown]

Yeah. But it’s not as serious as some of the deals I’ve heard have happened...

[not naming names here.]

[neigh_sayer]

You'd be surprised.

Sooo, while that is awfully curious, I'm guessing you didn't find Hurricane and Nem there, right?

[mind_blown]

They’re in the ghost murder house. House of Mirth, I think she said. Which isn’t connected to her anymore.

So found ‘em, no clue how to get to ‘em.

[neigh_sayer]

Ooh, so it was connected to her once. . .? That raises a lot of questions.

Well, no need to fret, according to B they're back safe as of today.

[mind_blown]

Sure.

[he shrugs.]

I'm not particularly close to either of them, but that'll make Griffin feel better.

Anyway, honestly, I would prefer who met her under wraps. Or even that she exists-- though I figured Griffin would start talking.

The thing she asked me to do has to do with Bad End. And honestly, them not knowing will make my part of this whole thing a hell of a lot easier.

[neigh_sayer]

[eyebrow raise]

Who have you told so far?

[mind_blown]

You, Talon.

[neigh_sayer]

[mental note, meaning like B and Intensity probably know by now. siiiighs]

Easy enough to keep under wraps. If I were you I'd give Griffin a heads up to keep your name out of things~! It's just easier that way.

Are you gonna tell me details, or will that ruin the magic?

[mind_blown]

... We'll see.

And what details do you want to know?

The specifics of my deal?

[neigh_sayer]

That WOULD be nice, but I know nothing comes free, huh? But I'd love to hear whatever! No information is bad information, after all.

[mind_blown]

You already know more than most on how I did it, you know.

[neigh_sayer]

Of course! I won't be shrinking anyone else any time soon, that's for sure. Buuuut there's gotta be mooooore to it.

[mind_blown]

Besides "is she hot"?

There isn't much, besides what I said. She said she could be connected to the House of Mirth, and that's where they were. But it sounds like she doesn't control the connections.

But I got a text when I first got here.

[he pulls out his phone, finds this text.]

That's her.

[neigh_sayer]

[peers at the phone and then

laughs]

Oh WOW. Not what I'd expect an all powerful space and reality warping demon building to sound like, but makes as much sense as anything else here!

What kind deal didja make with her?

[mind_blown]

Stop Bad End from trashing shit in her or around her.

[neigh_sayer]

. . .really? Not a bad deal at all.

Though I can see why you wouldn't want people knowing. Ahaha, half the people here would immediately start attacking her!