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[webshoots]

I was never a drama kid.

But I can see why people might want to try and distract themselves from where we are.

[mind_blown]

there's distracting yourself
and then there's a vanity project that doesn't take your situation seriously
feel like they'd probably pass on the play if they'd been there for the party

[webshoots]

[ don't remind him about the party. ]

I mean, as long as no-one plans on taking an impromptu trip to the lighthouse, we should be fine.

[mind_blown]

[ he lost his brother there, unfortunately, it's always in the back of his mind. ]

yeah.
anyway, what's with the sudden private message?
am i the friend you don't want anyone to know about?

1/2

[webshoots]

[webshoots]

Proportionate strength of a spider comes with a side of proportionate shyness of a spider, what can I say.

1/2

[mind_blown]

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[mind_blown]

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spiders are shy?

[webshoots]

You've tried catching one, right?

[mind_blown]

yeah
i dunno, i figure that's called "survival instinct"
not shyness
aka, sounds like a dodge, parker
i see how it is

[webshoots]

Me? Evade the question? You must be thinking of another guy with an admirably alliterative name.

[mind_blown]

continuing to dig, i see how it is

[webshoots]

I'm an expert in me-shaped holes.

[mind_blown]

alright
can't really shame someone who feels no shame

[webshoots]

How's it taken you this long to figure that out?

[mind_blown]

positive assumption on my part about you
won't happen again

[webshoots]

Hey!

An inability to feel shame is a necessary and admirable quality in someone that spends their free time in spandex.

It's right there in the job description.

[mind_blown]

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i don't have a good argument against that
you win

[webshoots]

This doesn't happen to me very often.

Is there a prize? Do I get a pony?

[mind_blown]

the knowledge that this happened in private conversation
and you confessed to being spiderman
so you can't even show it to anyone

[webshoots]

Spider-Man.

Spider, hyphen, Man.

[mind_blown]

how about just spidey

[webshoots]

Spidey
Webs
Wallcrawler
Webhead

but if you're going to call me by my full name, you've got to get it right.

[mind_blown]

too many nicknames
Ill stick with spidey thanks

[webshoots]

The tried and true classic.

Good choice.