[imeeji continuations]

[mind_blown]

[look this post is gonna be nsfw. that just how it be.]

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[mind_blown]

You'll figure it out.

[it's a mild reassurance, to be sure. because he knows-- griffin is telegraphing it pretty transparently.]

Besides, I normally only sleep with girls.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Crams the last of the crust in his face and chews, slowly. Most of his focus is on trying to push the inadequacy away. Offhandedly:]

What changed your mind this time?

[BECAUSE IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE BECAUSE GRIFFIN WOULD BE GOOD AT SEX]

[mind_blown]

[that's a good question, he actually has to consider that one for a moment.]

Guess it felt right in the moment.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[This answer seems acceptable to him, since... well, that was more or less Griffin's own reason, so who was he to begrudge that.

But he has to wonder, if Jay did actually sign up for the clawing and hair pulling and fighting. It seemed like he was okay? But also they... didn't exactly talk about it.]

...So what do you like?

[mind_blown]

I’ll tell you if I don’t like something, if that’s what you’re worried about.

That’s one of the better uses of Machai. [a pause, like he’s making pretty quick work of cutting the excess hair off and it’s just a matter of wrapping it] And I prefer rough, anyway.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[...Likes it rough. He makes a note of that. Seriously, was Jay sure he was human?]

Machai? Felt like my brain was fucking melting.

[mind_blown]

[he's like. 75% sure.]

Is that what melting for you is like?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Okay, he amends:]

Melting and... being set on fire.

[mind_blown]

Good to know.

But, no, that was just Machai.

[maybe now he can understand why Jason lost it. but also, he doesn't want drag that out. anyway. he steps back.]

And, you're done.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Griffin brings a hand up to ruffle his hair, give it a good muss in lieu of a mirror bring offered.]

Huh, you managed not t'give me a bald spot.

[mind_blown]

You really want me to fuck with your hairstyle?

Because I could.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Snort,] No way. I still wanna go out in public.

[mind_blown]

Then, don't sound so surprised.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Phft.

[He awkwardly dusts some hair off his shoulders to occupy himself for a short silence.]

...Thanks.

[mind_blown]

Eh. It was kind of my fault anyway.

[he's going to definitely have to get more pizza later, though.]

Don't worry about it.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[He gives a dry chuff,] Ha. Whadya mean, 'kind of'?

[Meant as light ribbing. Because Griffin definitely wouldn't have dived straight to sex.]

[mind_blown]

The other part of it was all you.

[and he steps away, before collapsing back into a chair, kicking his feet up.

like a delinquent.]

[gigadevilbreaker]

[That dusts some pink into Griffin's cheeks again, and he glances away - not really sure what he's supposed to do next.

Like... help clean or something?? Or just leave. What's the protocol with rivals-with-benefits? He fidgets.]

So... now what?

[mind_blown]

[jason will definitely clean on his own, especially since Silk went through all that trouble. but it does remind him to check.]

... I dunno.

I guess I gotta clean up before tonight.

[gigadevilbreaker]

...My doppleganger's 'bout to become your new favorite person.

[Guess what Feints are also good for: cleaning a whole room so you don't have to lift a finger. Griffin doesn't even get up, but Griffin #2's already collecting the clothing scraps and hair.

AVANTE POWERS ARE BULLSHIT]

[mind_blown]

... then I really dunno.

[he considers for a minute, before popping up.]

Wait, I got an idea.

You wanted me to teach you, right?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[He perks up. Predictably.]

Yeah?

[mind_blown]

[surely, this is good.

Except he goes to the mini library.

And he pulls out a book.

And tosses it to griffin, because he’s an asshole.]

Try reading this first.

[it literally is a book about hand to hand combat]

[gigadevilbreaker]

...

[He catches it, but his face sours. IS THIS A FUNNY YOU'RE PULLING? JAY??]

You coulda warned me you were a such a goddamn nerd.