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[this day has been, well, fucking awful. but you know what, he's in for a little recklessness.

guess griffin hasn't told her yet.]

FIRESTARTER: a 10/10 huh
FIRESTARTER: sure
FIRESTARTER: i got time
FIRESTARTER: when&where

[ nope! he didn't get the chance. he DID tell her something else though, and she'll be bringing that up... if she can remember. ]

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; for sure! (⺣◡⺣)♡* prepare to be amazed~! and perfect, let me drop a pin

[ and she does - boop. ]

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; ٩(●ᴗ●)۶ see you there

[that-- could be fun. he could take the scenic route.]

FIRESTARTER: c ya

[WHERE ARE THEY MEETING]

[ nothing special. it's just some random tall building that's kind of a ways out. jay will find a bunch of booze sitting up against the side of the building, along with a motorcycle, but there's no d.va in sight. ]

[he's gonna land pretty heavily from-- probably a farther jump than he should have taken, but he sticks the landing. no extra acrobatics, but it is pretty cool when he just nails it.]

Hmm.

What's the absolute most ridiculous way someone could reveal themselves here?

[ she steps up to the edge of the building and brandishes her heart weapon, the blade coming out with a whoosh as that sudden glow probably demands some attention. if not, she's going to start yelling. ]

Ladies and Jayntleman, it is I, D.Va, the idol formally known as MEKA, of Heart Soldier Senshi here to be absolutely awesome, because that's just how I fucken roll. I'm calling a Live [ hits the button. ] because I need to help this Bad=Ender see what a 10/10 looks like.

Let's... do this. [ she takes a few steps back and vanishes, but then, oh, there she is as she takes a running swan dive off the building. she's got another 'gun' in hand, one that looks similar to her heart weapon, and it's her hookshot. she uses the momentum of her fall to do a front flip and as she's coming out of it she fires the hookshot into the side of the building, repositioning her hands, so she can reel herself in. ]

[ once she's close enough she runs up the side, just for a few feet, and pushes off into a backflip, and then it's all just freefalling from there. she henshins when she's close to the ground, so she can stick the landing and superhero pose in a homemade crater. ]

[ she denhenshins, about to make some smartass remark as she starts walking toward him, but then she just trips over her own feet and faceplants inside the crater. #nailedit. ]

[he stares, and then snorts.]

Nailed it.

So, should I try again?

[ she climbs out of the hole. ]

Sure, if you want, but first...

[ ok, which of these three blurry figures is the real jay. hm. squint. ]

10/10, right?

10 out of 10.

[he considers her for a minute.]

... Are you drunk?

[ PUMPS A FIST. ]

I might be a little drunk. [ she chuckles. ] It's been a shitty fucken couple of days and being sober is, like, psh. [ she flips the bird to the sky. ] Let me see your 10 and then we can celebrate with another drink, although...

[ she's just going to walk a circle around him while shamelessly staring at his ass. ] Alright, done & done. Let's drink!

[he notices that-- and

How the hell is Griffin still a prude?

How does this even make sense.]

Let me pick the spot, and I'll show you another 10/10.

[is that a charming grin, couldn't be.]

Alright, what's on tap?

I brought some beer, in case you're into that, but then I also brought some Everclear and Bacardi 151 for, like, getting real [ she makes a motion with her hand. ] fucked. [ another laugh. ]

O~h~? I'm going to get to see another, now you're spoiling me, ... [ she gives him a charming smile right back. ] Where to?

Beer til after.

[no point in getting so fucked up you can't stick the landing, right?]

Then I call dibs on the Everclear.

How about I drive us that way?

[he doesn't trust her on the bike, not right now]

Sure sure. We can wait until after to drink. It's all celebratory stuff anyway. It's not like started drinking before you got here. Like, not this stuff anyway. [ she makes a vague motion to it. ] I was drinking other stuff elsewhere with other people. y'Know how it is. [ she shrugs. ] Or maybe you don't. I'unno.

And sure. It's all yours. But I get first sip. [ she snickers. ]

[ she tosses him the keys to her bike and grabs the stuff. ]

Autobots, roll out.

Yeah.

[he says as he snatches the keys out of mid air with a swift motion, and then rocks back slightly on his heels.]

I know how it is.

[he's been drunk a couple of times-- he knows what the impulse is. So, he'll leave it at that, focusing on moving over to the motorcycle, swinging a leg over, once it looks like she's grabbed everything.]

Ready to rock and roll?

Abso-fucken-lutely.

[ she climbs on behind him and circles her arms around his middle, sliding in close, and resting her head on his back. ]

So, where are we headed anyway?
Please tell me it's somewhere good.

You'll see.

But, I kind of wanted to take the scenic route. If this is gonna be a fake city, might as well take advantage of the free roads, right?

[And then

he kicks off

and frankly, he's as much of an adrenaline junkie as she is, with a few dangerous stunts thrown in here and there, on top of the pushing the speeds.]

[ she does like a good surprise, so he's not going to hear her complaining! ] I'm cool with that. I'm like, I mean... one of the things I want to do is totally get a lay of the land or, y'know, whatever. Even if it's fake, I want to know my way around. Find all the good nooks and crannies and stuff.

[ as soon as he starts hitting the high speeds he'll hear her chuckling from behind, her grip on him tightening as she peers around his right side juuuust a little bit. she knows to be careful, even when drunk, about bike stability! ]

Do you have a bike of your own?

Nah.

Just remember from back home.

I want one, but...

[he considers]

Shit keeps coming up.

Heh, shit keeps coming up should be the subtitle for this stupid production. [ another chuckle. ] ...if you ever get a bike, then we should, like, race sometime, though... I guess then I won't have the opportunity to do this anymore.

[ and then she'll squeeze him for emphasis. ]

Laying it on really thick, aren't you?

[he doesn't glance back, just puts on another burst of speed. time to make use of ramps-- it's fine.]

Aaaalways.

[ more chuckling. ]

And it's not like I can help it.

Oh?

Is this the kind of thing you want to talk about, or the kind of thing where you want me to say "that sucks. this place is bullshit."

Tends to be one or the other.

Nah. It's nothing that needs talking about. Just a plain statement of fact. [ she shrugs. ] If you want something to talk about, then we can talk about I'm still waiting on that other perfect 10. Your ass doesn't really count, you know, and while it was a good distraction, I can't see it anymore, so...

How is Griffin still a prude, with you...

[still he looks ahead]

Almost there.

[it's close to the hotel. hm.]

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