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[webshoots]

Toe fists are overrated FWIW.

Or at least, they don't help with pocket dimension-related blues and jetlag.

[mind_blown]

are you saying you've tested it?

[webshoots]

Are you saying you haven't?

[ that's a yes. ]

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i'm just saying that it would help my blues to have someone have to do it on stage
more than learning about christmas past present and future
again
every year

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[webshoots]

I'll be honest, I've only seen the Muppets version...

And I know enough about my past, present and future to want to skip out on the lesson.

Uh...

Make those plural.

[webshoots]

But I don't know if we've got anyone that can live up to Bruce Willis's sockless, shoesless feet.

[mind_blown]

putting aside the muppets conversation....
oooooohhh we definitely don't

[webshoots]

Then we've gotta think about Alan Rickman's intimidating facial hair and it might be a bit of a stretch.

[mind_blown]

see but it's supposed to be a comedy in this case
why else would i put it in the same league as christmas with the kranks
not because i think we've got the chops, just it would be funny
without hitting close to home at all

[webshoots]

Nostalgia?

[ but honestly like, why are they even getting that comfortable that they're thinking about putting on a christmas play? THAT IS PETER'S QUESTION. ]

[mind_blown]

[ it's jason's, too. rebuilding the dock, he can justify. but putting on a christmas play? that's harder to stomach, and so his only thought is to throw out ridiculous suggestions.

maybe eventually telling them that any play at all is stupid. ]

reasonable guess.
it's a ridiculous suggestion for a ridiculous suggestion.

[webshoots]

I was never a drama kid.

But I can see why people might want to try and distract themselves from where we are.

[mind_blown]

there's distracting yourself
and then there's a vanity project that doesn't take your situation seriously
feel like they'd probably pass on the play if they'd been there for the party

[webshoots]

[ don't remind him about the party. ]

I mean, as long as no-one plans on taking an impromptu trip to the lighthouse, we should be fine.

[mind_blown]

[ he lost his brother there, unfortunately, it's always in the back of his mind. ]

yeah.
anyway, what's with the sudden private message?
am i the friend you don't want anyone to know about?

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[webshoots]

[webshoots]

Proportionate strength of a spider comes with a side of proportionate shyness of a spider, what can I say.

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spiders are shy?

[webshoots]

You've tried catching one, right?

[mind_blown]

yeah
i dunno, i figure that's called "survival instinct"
not shyness
aka, sounds like a dodge, parker
i see how it is

[webshoots]

Me? Evade the question? You must be thinking of another guy with an admirably alliterative name.

[mind_blown]

continuing to dig, i see how it is

[webshoots]

I'm an expert in me-shaped holes.

[mind_blown]

alright
can't really shame someone who feels no shame