[imeeji continuations]

[mind_blown]

[look this post is gonna be nsfw. that just how it be.]

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[mind_blown]

There’s a solid 6 pieces left.

[meanwhile his neck is definitely all roughed up. He just hasn’t bothered to cover it up.

Plus the black eye.

It’s fine.]

You can double fist since you’re not grabbing your dick anymore.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[GOES RED IMMEDIATELY and sputters back, not sounding nearly as cool and tough as he'd like,]

Don't make me give you another black eye!

[Plops down and takes ONE piece, because holding pizza in a metal claw isn't easy or all that hygienic.]

[mind_blown]

Wow, tough crowd.

[he is going to finish his slice.]

But also I’d like to see you try.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[With half a pizza hanging out his mouth,]

You wanna go again?!

[He's only half serious, but also

Half serious]

[mind_blown]

[he will take a third slice.]

Nah. Today’s my victory.

You gonna need a haircut, by the way?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Shrugs]

Probably.

[He assumes Jay meant in the near future, or before bed, something. Shoves the rest of slice #1 in his face.]

[mind_blown]

[he inclines his head towards him.]

I could probably cut it for you.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Lifts his head from picking up slice #2, a little surprised at the offer]

What, you can cut hair now?

[mind_blown]

I cut my own. Why wouldn’t I be able to?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Still a little red, but. Chomps down on his side. Tries to stay nonchalant.]

I mean. If you want to so bad.

[mind_blown]

[time to finish that slice, before making a move.]

‘Sides, it’s just “cut as short as possible.” That’s easy.

[gigadevilbreaker]

I better not come outta this with something as lame as a buzzcut.

[mind_blown]

Tempting.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Tch.

[He knows Jay wouldn't, not on purpose. But he's still a dick.]

Whatever. Less hair for you t'pull on.

[mind_blown]

You're saved because I don't have the right tools.

[IF GRIFFIN NOTICES-- his hair is short. but it is definitely not buzzed.]

Also, you liked getting your hair pulled.

[gigadevilbreaker]

No, I let you. It's different...

[...He's not really sure how, though. There's kind of a confused shift in his eyes as he tries to distract himself with his pizza.]

[mind_blown]

[hm.

anyway, he's just going to one of the drawers, after wiping his hands off, and then pulling out a pair of scissors.]

Would you let me do it again?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[He thinks about it for a second.]

If you're still stronger than me.

[That's the only thing that makes sense to him.]

[mind_blown]

Oh yeah, because that stopped you from getting grabby with me.

[he's going to use the shreds of old clothes as the way to catch Griffin's hair.]

[gigadevilbreaker]

Can't make it too easy. Then what's the point?

[He's taking his fourth and last slice, aware that not everything he's saying makes sense from a human standpoint. Unsure how he feels about that.]

[mind_blown]

[DEALING WITH A SEX NEWBIE IS THE WORST.]

Demon rules?

Damn, you're the pickiest demon I know.

[anyway, he's going to start cutting.]

[gigadevilbreaker]

[ sorry ]

[But not that sorry, you knew what you were getting into.]

[Griffin's... conflicted tone doesn't leave. If anything he sounds even less sure the more he's able to think about it. And he gives an indignant huff at being called picky.]

It's not like I had anyone teach me how this shit works. I thought I was human. Was only half right about that.

Which means I'm either insane for a human, or... too soft for a demon?

[mind_blown]

The demon parts were pretty obvious, for what it's worth.

The rest of it, sure. Maybe you just want to go hard as a human. Or soft as a demon. I don't know. But I'm not gonna follow whatever absurd code you have.

[look, would most humans be okay with coming out of sex looking like they half went through a meat grinder. or look at getting marked that stone cold?

he's a bad example.]

What's the fun if I make it easy?

[this is normal barbershop talk]

[gigadevilbreaker]

Ha. You sure you're human?

[Somehow(???) hair got on his pizza slice and he has to spit some out.]

You're... all right with it?

[mind_blown]

More annoyed I have to show you the ropes.

[finish your pizza bro]

And that is what it is.